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So lest anyone think i'm just too corny with all this positive we're all connected stuff.

All this we're all angels stuff,

all this one beautiful human race, guardians of this earth stuff;

I know it's a little hard to swallow what with all the ultra-violence, murder, rape, and Three Stooges. I think it's true though. You bet.

But it's also true that we're fuck ups.

We're fallen angels. You bet. We're the children of Satan.

You bet.

But let's not forget, that makes God our Granddad.

And you can bet that God always loved his fallen son Lucifer. And so what if Papa Satan and his offspring killed off pretty much all the rest of the angels, and took to raping their Mother Earth for profit?

We're just doing the best we can. We have to give ourselves a break.

We're only human.