Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Dillema between the big apartment on 25th between 7th and 8th, which could be awkward, or the place the real party wants at Spring and Mulburry

So what's my biggest complaint? Looking for love in New York City now that I know I've already let this cat out of the bag on this B-L-O-G? And how stupid does that sound? Well, that's about as stupid as it seems. Here we are, trying to find ways to say hi in a shortened form. That's text messaging for you. Screwed up spelling just makes you seem smarter. Text messaging is pure genius. You can waste your time endlessly. Wait, let me just spark another joint. And that pretty much makes me feel retarded. So now I feel like I can't say anything more. Well, I could say how much more I would like to say how happy I am that I'm crazy I could maybe talk about how happy I am to be alive. Life has given me great gifts. There were hardships, but they were overcome. At 29 years old, to feel truly grateful to be alive, is a great gift. I am grateful to be alive. If I were to die tomorrow, I would know that I have lived a life. I have lived a full life, in the midst of friends who have supported me, and been my friends, though I have been gone from them, many moons. And that reminds me of a joke I know. A guy walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender, hey! “Let me get a big handy on the rocks,” but he really needs to drop a deuce. So he goes into the bar and he says “hey, let me get a big handy baby, and it’s time for me to use the old porcelain lady.” After that I would step into the old ladies room and put it all up there. After that, we all know the game. So this guys goes into the bathroom, and he goes into this toilet because he needs to go, and as he’s sitting there, pausing for his deuce, he looks down into the toilet bowl. He sees a little Indian down there. The Indian looks up and waves at him with his little headdress on. The guy is looking down and he says to the Indian: “hey, how long have you been down there?” The little Indian looks up at him with a long, forlorn look on his face, sweeps his hand over his head in a rainbow with his arm and says: “many moons.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's spelled "deuce"

as in number 2 poopee

Goose Wrangler said...

too true. I'll fix that immediately.