A man coming to terms with life in the third millennium. all original written and video material copyright 2006-2016.
Friday, July 11, 2008
YJS update.
Today, if only i'd had a camera at the store! I have to laugh. We sold a yellowjumpsuit and a cow suit this fine summer day, and the young gentlemen are now in neon, off to skateboard and swineherd the greedheads! These youths, entering their freshman years of high school, will be well prepared and glowing bright. Can the people of this small town, with its ridiculous rents, keep this little hole in the wall store from closing? The demand for bright yellowjumpsuits waxes and wanes like the light of the moon, the same moon I was on when this particular genius struck me. Sunglasses, glass wear, fine art, bright clothes, surrounded by bright yellow paint, here we are. It would be sin to close down, but sometimes you have to fold a hand to fight another day. The rent is stupid high, and my prices once reflected that, but, though I can tell a lie, I don't see why, and we slash prices like swashbuckling pirates. Aspen, Colorado, and here I am, just another ass with a pen, and not quite rich enough to feel right about surviving the coming off seasons. Business plan!? Hah, we laughed in the face of a business plan, and instead dressed in suits, signed the leasae, and painted the store. We built it, and the people have come, and then returned, but we are difficult to find, and we may not be best suited to this high end retirement community for the supremely rich. Maybe we should add gold plated adult diapers to our inventory.
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