Tuesday, July 15, 2008

DUH MM

So if the glass is neither half full nor half empty, because in fact there is no glass unless we invent it, then the world is not bipolar, everything is actually not up or down, and therefor, everything must be just fine and dandy; unless you watch the news, or date, or follow politics, environmental policy, gun control laws, or international nuclear proliferation. Sometimes things don't look so good, but at least we aren't locked up, getting raped on a regular basis. I'm only speaking for myself here. Have you ever been completely delusional? It's like an inside joke that only you are in on, but then you wake up one day and realize that it's everybody else who is in on a joke that you aren't in on. You've gone around trying to convince everyone that they are crazy, and they are, but you are really the crazy one because you've gone about thinking that you had some existence outside the game. That's the delusion, and the joke's on you! Sanity in the modern world is an oxy! Moron. Things are way too insane these days to make any sense out of what it is to be sane. You are either functioning, and therefor qualified to live in this insane world, or you are non-functioning, running around naked, having delusions of grandeur and paranoia, and blissing out on the interconnectivity of the universe, which means you are probably close to losing your freedom. Going insane disturbs the status quo of those around you, and is therefor frowned upon in general. As good as it feels to lose it, we must keep it together. Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together. Take your medicine. Shut up. Everything looks fine here Ma, ain't it grand the wind stopped blowing.

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