It seems like just yesterday that everything was grand, the economy was great, everything was rosy, the chemicals in my brain were pumping me with euphoric mania, and there were big plans for world peace and harmony. There was meaning, there was potential, there was hope. In short, we were insane.

How I long for the days when the Oval Office was used for the enjoyment of oral sex. Those were better days. Nowadays it's just a boring den of beady eyes, plotting the new world order with prayers for Armageddon and the blessings of Jesus in a war against "evil." Thank god our lives are in the hands of these rational thinkers.

What is the basic malfunction of this human organism? The tree of knowledge? Internet porn? Microwave popcorn? Religion? The ingredients of a hot dog?

What does it mean if we are all the same? George W. Bush and his brother Osama Bin Laden are just two examples of people acting out their beliefs. People are rarely as wrong as when they think they're right. The sound of the sheep is silence.