a few thoughts

To be brief, my lust for life has returned, and with it my lust for writing. After a depressing summer, where I even pursued psychiatric treatment for my mental state, and was prescribed at least one azapam and one trigene, and neither worked to lift my spirits. Well I figured out exactly what prescription I needed, it´s an antidepressant called Barcelonazac. I needed an escape from the belly of the beast. Now, don´t get me wrong I love our Aspen, but we must acknowledge that it´s pretty close to buried in mountains right in the heart of the United States of America. Which brings us to politics; and I feel terrible about not being out there campaigning for Obama at this crucial time, when the neo-capitalistazis are coming on with a fury; and while they are not trying to kill a bunch of people off like the nazis of old, they are moving in an opposite, and also loco direction, trying to take over the rights of the body, and making sure that no potential cog in the capitalist machine is threatened. That´s right, it´s all about babies. The expansion of the market is really quite dependant on the so called right to life for these egg sperm combinations. Now, you may notice here, that I am not what they call "pro-life," but I really am pro life. I think life is great. But it´s not going to get any better with the population of the earth growing at the rate it is. It´s going to get a whole lot worse. I suppose I qualify as what they call "pro-choice," I believe in a womans right to choose. But let me go further and say, I´m pro abortion. If you don´t want it, are not ready for it, can´t afford it, aren´t going to be a good parent to it, then don´t have it for God´s sake! And don´t let anyone make you feel guilty for the decision you made, you´ll go through enough of that on your own. Because, after all, most of us really want one of those beautiful, cute creaturs, which light up our life, and make us remember what it´s all about: big curious eyes staring out at a brand new world of love, beauty, and innocence. But back to Skeletor, a product of five years of torture at the hands of people he was trying to bomb, who is 70 odd years old, and chose for his running mate a beautiful hockey mom who is as close to God and his "plan" (and of course it´s an oddly American plan) as she is to the giant bloody Caribou carcas she is smiling next to after slaughtering it with a high powered rifle. Great! Obama does seem like a great option in comparison. But I must admit for a moment, that I really don´t feel so guilty for not campaigning for him. I mean, I was all there, I was on board, but he´s really starting to grind on my nerves. The preacher talk, for example, is getting old. Dude, you´re a law professor and a senator, you are not Martin Luther King, but your wife is so darn cute, I imagine that you are far more faithful than the King. But what King have you ever heard of who was faithful? Come on. Anyways, my big problem with Barack is that terrible words, that Sean Hannity loves to use, are coming out of our Obamas mouth. "Now America is the Greatest Country in the World," or was it "I believe America is the greatest country in the world." Is that what I keep hearing him say. The two sides are bickering back and forth about distortions here, distortions there, but come on, Barack Obama taught Constitutional Law. For him to say that America is the greatest country on earth is like saying that the moon is made of cheese. Come on people, seriously, America is not the greatest Country on earth. There is no greatest country on earth, they all suck one way or the other. Was Rome, at the peak of its insane empire, the greatest country on earth? No. I thought Obama was the guy who was going to make the rest of the world like us again. You know what the rest of the world really hates about us? They hate that so many Americans think that we are the greatest country in the world. And some of these countries really hate when our government acts like it is the greatest country on earth. They hate it so much that they plot and scheme to blow us up for our actions. Anyhow, Mr. Obama, please, if you are going to make our country safer, please stop saying that idiotic thing. It´s the biggest lie I´ve heard in this whole campaign. You still have my vote though. And hey, all you people who are pissed off about me saying that America is not the greatest country on earth, you guys vote for Obama as well. Okay? Great, then we all agree. Aloha from planet not-America. It´s good out here.