Campus Priest Accused of Dealing Coke

Alright. Three cheers for a priest who offers his flock the powdered lord! For a price, his believers can buy a ride on the white horse, with an increased heart rate, and flap mouthed ecstasy. At least he wasn't molesting kids, just doing God's work and selling dope. Sweet. Reminds me of a guy in Hawaii who started The THC Ministry. You can go in there and be blessed with the cannabis sacrament, and get a neat little card that says weed is part of your religion. Maybe the Catholic priest should have covered his ass a little better and started the Church of the Lords Blow. I'm sure his church would be filled with jittery believers, jonesing for a little bit of God in their nasal canals.