So last night this jewish girl named Jenn who should most definitely marry my friend Noah, decided that I'm an antisemitic. I find that funny considering the only thing I wanted the last 10 years was a certain jewish girl named Jenn. Thankfully I think it may be over now, and at the end of the day I find myself a fundamentalist in love with a blond. I'm a fundamentalist and I love jews. I can't help but say though, that as bad as I'd like to be in your little club, I'm fundamentally opposed to this idea of a chosen people. Hey Jews, do you guys ever wonder about the stupidity of organized religion? Do you guys ever feel like oppressed or something? Why is there always some group of people trying to kill you guys? Think it might be because you are the only religion which doesn't invite everyone in to the club. You guys wrote the fucking book man! God's Chosen. God created the fucking garden of eden for you guys and told you not to eat the apple of knowledge and not to leave the garden. But you dumb fucks had to leave. So God punishes you. Swallows up some of your innocent and rewards some greedy pricks. Sounds like ordinary reality to me. Do you really need a book to explain it to you? This goes for Christians and Muslims and all the other religions as well, especially the really stupid ones like the Latter Day Saints and the Scientologists; hey guys!! Get over yourselves for christs sake, I can't take any more of your bullshit fairy tale stories. Jews are actually my favorite religion. People stop hating jews. They are the best. Why? Because they leave you alone, they don't try to sell everyone on their fucking club of superstitions like the rest of you dumb false-god Salesman. Find God in the Wilderness, alone. That's where jesus found his father. Jesus Fucking Christ am I ever tired of the same old story. Jesus Christ. Duh. What is evolution Chuck? Get the fuck over yourselves. I Get UM. I found jesus, but there have been Christians in my way all this time. Back off assholes. There is only ONE GOD, you people are right about that. But you dumb fucking idiots it's the same fucking Goddamn God. Does that sound like blaspheme motherfuckers? It's not. God's voice speaks fucking angry and loud, I have heard his voice and he is pissed off! He gave me a message to give you. He said get over it assholes. You are no different than anybody else. You are the birds and the bees. You look like me. You are angels assholes. Start acting like it. If you don't start building Zion down there I am going to fucking kill you. OM NAM SHIVA! I'm an honorary Jew and you can ask my Noodle Soup or my attorney if you are not convinced. WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE BITCHES. What you believe doesn't make you any different than anyone else. Duh. You invent planes trains and automobiles but you still haven't figured out that you are all my children? That's what god says fools. Duh. Stop fucking killing each other. Obey the commandments. Fine. Everybody be a good Jew Goddammit. I'm tired of this shit.