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Hi, my name is Andrew, and i'm an asshole. Born into the role as if the lord decreed. But I don't like being an asshole. This is a slight predicament. Does anyone deserve their plight in life? If one is born a pauper, destined to scrape through life, and maybe, in the end, starve to death, why? What about the rich? Or a nation of rich, like America, where many of our poor are fat, housed, and entertained? Ah the crap shoot of life and the meaninglessness of questions. Ignorance is bliss, so why ask the questions? Silly Goose, you fool, you idiotic, guilt ridden, republican turned insane liberal. Hello, hello, I seem to have forgotten my rationalization handbook. I don't feel entitled to anything that I have, and I have a lot. So shit. What am I to do? We'll discuss.