OK, so i'm in the midst of a nervous breakdown. Have you guys heard about how the King of Thailand has lost his taste for yellow? It just happened recently. His favorite color was yellow, and every year on his birthday, masses of the population would wear yellow in his honor. He's changed his favorite color to pink. I think I may be tiring of yellow myself. It's too intense for me lately. Unfortunantly my whole store is yellow; bright, fucking, yellow. I highly advise you come down and buy something before we decide to paint the whole place pink and start selling baby diapers and strollers. I don't really want to sell anything anymore. I think i've decided I want to go back to school. Or maybe join the Army. That would be a great idea. Fantastic. Cheers from the king of the indecisive. This place is too damn yellow for me. Yellow was the new black for awhile there, but I think black may be back. I think the time has come for some serious pessimism. Time for the denial to stop. Time for the ship to go down. Time for walking back into the great unknown and not doing what we think we should be doing. At least for me. I'm tired of doing the things that I think I should be doing. I was being a good citizen, a functioning, respected member of the Aspen business community, but I think i'd rather go the way of standing man, or maybe trudge my own road, drinking beer out of a brown bag on the lazy streets of Aspen. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die! Where exactly does running a business fall into that equation? Doing stuff is overrated. I'm tired of it. In my last post I said "get a job," but I may have to revert back to my former attitude of, "if you can't beat them, join them." What the hell, if I wasn't spending so much money on yellowjumpsuits.com, I might like to go pay the prices at that stupid club they are going to turn the Red Onion into. Yes, I think it is time for retreat. Do I really need to prove i'm crazy by running an insane business?
Anyone out there interested in running yellowjumpsuits.com? Cheap business for sale, vintage clothing and art boutique store in Aspen, great location right across from the Aspen Brewery, get the ecommerce going and have a field day. Motivated, business and marketing oriented person would be perfect. I can't stay in one place long enough to run a business. Full inventory, 1000's of tee shirts, vintage sunglasses, coats, one-piece ski suits, sweaters, classic tweed dress coats. Any takers, shoot me an email at yellowjumpsuits@gmail.com.
Otherwise, at least for the moment, I will be in business. We have fine American made glass tobacco pipes coming soon for all the green machines. We'll also be getting lots of tee-shirts out for sale directly. Come on down.
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