off off and away

Well, it's a brand new show today, and I'm at the Aspen Airport. Somebody last night was telling me how uncool Aspen has become, and that this website called fuckaspen.com is really catcing on. Aspen is pretty damn uncool, except in winter. I can admit that. But it is still my favorite place on earth, and we all just have to face the fact that living in this mountain paradise means being subjected to an extremely high concentration of utterly ignorant greedheads, suck-leaches, social climbers, star-sluts, douche bags, and the occasional clawrag. But the skiing is great, and it's holy land. Seriously. You people should take care. This is native land. These are the spiritual grounds of the Ute Indians, and their spirits are everywhere. Show some respect. Aspen is just a name. This is not Aspen, just like this Country is not America. Aspen is more than just Fat City USA. Listen to the Elk. Listen to the Fox. Listen to the Crow. Slow down. See you in Hawaii.