Alright. Obama won in Iowa. Thank god for those of us who don't want to see another corprepublicanreligiouscat as our next president. But Huckabee also won, which means that the Big Dumb God is still talking loudly. The newer, even dumber, Mormon God had not caught up, thanks be to Allah.
So we have Barack Obama, whose last name rhymes with Osama, as our hope. This might sound crazy, but this inexperienced black man, who has yet to prove his jive talking capabilities, is our best hope. Hillary Clinton would lose to a republican Mickey Mouse, and it would be a loss that wouldn't concern me too much, because that woman scares me about as much as anyone else.
And so we have Obama. This guy, as far as I can tell, is the least dangerous of all the characters on the miserable plate we are looking at. He actually gives me some hope.
Slightly optimistic in 2008,
the Goose
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