Alright

I have very little time this morning, there is a plan to make snowmen. Then I'm going to go put some more paint on the walls at the new shop, (trying to figure out whether to go with Loves Light, Golden Path, or Tomato Soup). Nathan at Ace hardware helped us out yesterday. Fuck the greedhead bastards!! Sorry I may be developing terets syndrome. I'm so damn tired of the nonsense in this world I can hardly contain myself. I'm the happiest, most well adjusted person I know, and I'm also the most pissed off.

Anyways, more about the paint store. We were doing a little filmaroo, and silly tom, the corporate trained swinerag, tells Tony the Tiger and I that we are up to no good. Hey what are you guys doing? he growls, sensing something out of the ordinary because we are cruising around with a camera, laughing, and just exuding a healthy well being of hash and happiness. Tony tells him we're buying a hammer. You guys need to talk to the general manager Master Tom says, but he just left.

I'm actually quite sure if the general manager is any too smart, (as a general manager should be in general), he would have been happy to have us help advertise for Ace Hardware on our fine little yellowjumpsuits.com. We would be sharing with the people the pure wonderment of the cruising around an Ace Hardware. All REDS AND YELLOWS everywhere, and so much happiness, where the paint gets shaken, and we'll be getting it all out to you really soon.

Carry on,

The Goose Wrangler